Hidden Number, Christmas, Joe, stocking, God, Jesus, Allah, Ganesh, Quetzalcoatl, Korea, Israel, Eskimos, demon, Frosty, Snowman, atheist, agnostic, evangelist, Viking, communist, humanity, Festivus
In Hidden Number, Random on December 12, 2009 at 10:02 pm
Merry Xmen
[As dictated by bassist Joe Stuhff, via electric medium]
Not too many stockings bear a printed depiction of an open mouthed serpent–ornamental Christmas stockings even less so. God smiles upon us, Jesus is one year older, and Allah and Ganesh are drinking hot cocoa with Quetzalcoatl. Christmas trees are decorated, from Korea to Israel, and Eskimos eat glazed ham for dinner. The demon who inhabits Frosty the Snowman’s body is summoned and duly banished. Atheists, agnostics, and evangelists share a thin gruel of bitter falsehood.Vikings and communists alike regain a veneer of humanity. Happy Festivus to one and all!
-=HN=-
[Kai]
breakup, Florida, Josh, lies, male, model, sun
In Drunk Blogging, Hidden Number, News on November 21, 2009 at 4:35 am
to become a male model in Florida. We reformed and are now called Strandskov, Stuhff, and Swanson. Keep an eye out for our upcoming new album, “The Sun is Not Fun”, featuring the track “Go Suck on an Orange.” We want to thank all our fans for the increased support now that he’s out of the picture.
-=HN=-
[Kai]
bacon, bowl, butter, cayenne, cheese, cooking, dill, eat, eggs, fork, hot sauce, Joe, milk, nutmeg, omelette, pancetta, pepper, recipe, salt, skillet, spatula, spoiler, taste, whisk
In Recipes on November 5, 2009 at 12:20 am
[A regular series of recipes, as dictated by bassist Joe Stuhff]
OMELETTES
an overview;
an understatement;
OMELETTES are eggs whipped up and cooked into a roundish shaped, and filled with a variety of mostly breakfast-type items.
OMELETTES
a realistic opinion;
OMELETTES are great!
an end to digression;
I digress. The pearl of this oyster of contemplation, OMELETTES, are nothing more than the most potentially fulfilling experience a mere carbon-based life form can hope to achieve.
A humble submission; ….
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